Thicker Than a Snicker: A Tribute to Curvy Melanin Queens
When someone says a woman is thicker than a Snicker, you already know what time it is. We’re talking
about Black women built like art, with curves so perfect they belong in a museum. Thick thighs, soft hips, a waist that knows exactly how to make everything sit right—this is the gold standard of beauty, and thick melanin queens own it effortlessly.
The phrase thicker than a Snicker isn’t just about size—it’s about shape, presence, and undeniable allure. Just like the candy bar, these queens are perfectly layered, with every curve adding to their irresistible appeal. Whether rocking fitted jeans, body-hugging dresses, or shorts that redefine gravity, thick Black women move with a confidence that turns heads and stops traffic.
And let’s be real—melanin makes the difference. Caramel queens, dark chocolate goddesses, golden honey beauties—every shade is delicious, every curve is a masterpiece. The way their skin glows under the sun, shimmers in the moonlight, and melts the coldest hearts? Unmatched.
But it’s not just about looks—it’s the energy. A thick Black woman walks different, carries herself like she knows she’s the prize (because she is). She’s the one who lights up a room without saying a word.
So, to every thicker-than-a-Snicker melanin queen: keep shining, keep slaying, and keep proving that the world will never get enough of curves, confidence, and melanin magic. 🖤🔥🍫
Black Girls: Queens of Curves and Masters of Spandex
Let’s just admit it: Black girls have redefined what it means to be extraordinary.
They are the queens of curves, the princesses of the poke-out, the Duchesses of Damn, and, of course, the Prime Ministers of Thickness. When melanin meets yoga pants, shorts, or any form of spandex, the results are simply revolutionary. NASA should probably start studying it.
A Black girl in spandex is a force of nature. Those curves? Dangerous enough to cause heart attacks, strokes, and even traffic jams. Side effects of seeing one include a racing pulse, weak knees, and an involuntary “Damn!” But before you call 911, don’t forget their healing powers: they can restore sight to the blind, melt a cold heart, and possibly fix the global economy—if we let them.
Let’s talk versatility. Yoga pants? They own them. Shorts? A masterpiece in motion. Dresses with stretch? Literal poetry. Spandex was invented to serve these melanin queens, and it’s doing the Lord’s work every day.
But beyond the curves, there’s the confidence. Black girls rock their beauty with an energy that’s magnetic. Their melanin glows, their smiles light up rooms, and their unapologetic presence commands respect. It’s not just about how they look; it’s about the aura they bring.
So, to every Black girl out there turning spandex into art: keep slaying. The world isn’t ready, but honestly, it never will be. And that’s exactly how it should be. 🍑👑✨
Black girls are the queens of curves and the ultimate rulers of spandex! 🍑👑 From yoga pants to shorts, their melanin magic turns every outfit into a masterpiece. They can stop traffic, melt hearts, and leave us all saying “Damn!” while rocking their beauty with unmatched confidence. Dive into this hilarious and complementary tribute to the Duchesses of Damn and Prime Ministers of Thickness! ✨
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Black girls in bikinis are a vision of pure beauty and magic. 🌴✨ From their radiant skin in shades of caramel, dark chocolate, and golden honey to their iconic curves and hourglass figures, they redefine perfection. Dive into this celebration of confidence, grace, and unapologetic self-love that makes Black women shine brighter than the sun. 🍫👑
Have you ever seen a Black girl in a bikini? If not, let me tell you—you’re missing out on one of life’s greatest wonders. These queens don’t just wear bikinis; they redefine them. Their soft, radiant skin comes in an irresistible spectrum of shades: caramel that glows under the sun, dark chocolate rich enough to leave you speechless, golden honey that shimmers with warmth, and polished bronze that looks like it was sculpted by the gods themselves.
And the curves? Let’s talk about the curves. Black women embody the kind of beauty that makes heads turn and hearts race. From petite frames to jaw-dropping “fatties” that command attention, their bodies are art in motion. They’re the original hourglass figure, a perfect blend of strength, softness, and symmetry that leaves the rest of us in awe.
Their presence on the beach or by the pool is nothing short of mesmerizing. Each step is confidence personified, each smile brighter than the sun reflecting off the waves. And when they’re lounging under an umbrella or walking by with effortless grace, the world around them fades.
But it’s not just about looks. Black women carry an energy—a glow that comes from within. Their beauty is a mix of strength, joy, and unapologetic self-love. So the next time you see a Black queen in a bikini, take a moment to appreciate the magic. Because let’s be real: they’re the reason bikinis were invented in the first place. 👑✨🍫
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I found out that my vitamin D levels were pretty low. My provider told me that the low vitamin D was probably the culprit of all the symptoms I had been dealing with, so she prescribed me some vitamin D supplements, told me to get outside more, and sent me on my way. But even after following my treatment plan, my symptoms later returned. It wasn't until recently that I learned my vitamin D deficiency could be connected to the fact that I am a Black woman.
As it turns out, people of color are more likely to have a vitamin D deficiency. If you, like me, have melanin-rich skin and are hearing this for the first time, welcome. Keep reading to find out why this deficiency affects people with darker skin, how vitamin D deficiency can make you feel, and what healthcare providers recommend you do to keep your vitamin D levels up.
Why do people of color have a harder time absorbing vitamin D?
Everyone has a certain amount of melanin in their skin. But people with darker skin tones have more melanin--a natural pigment that gives your skin and hair its color and protects them.
"Melanin is a natural pigment produced by specialized skin cells in the top layer of [your] skin called melanocytes. It has several functions, including absorbing UV radiation, providing skin, hair, and eye color, and neutralizing damaging free radicals in the skin
This means that although people with darker complexions can still get vitamin D from the sun, it will take a lot more exposure to sunlight than someone with a lighter skin tone. The National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey1 found that 75 percent of non-Hispanic Black adults who don't take vitamin D supplements have a vitamin D deficiency.
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But what's going on biologically when darker skin tones process vitamin D? Essentially, it starts the same way for every skin tone: "Vitamin D synthesis begins when UVB rays penetrate the skin and convert 7-dehydrocholesterol to pre-vitamin D3. This process is the same in all individuals, but the amount of UVB that reaches the deeper layers of skin is reduced in people with more melanin, resulting in less efficient vitamin D production," says Neha Chandan, MD, MPH, dermatologist and skincare advisor for skincare brand Vice & Virtue.
I found out that my vitamin D levels were pretty low. My provider told me that the low vitamin D was probably the culprit of all the symptoms I had been dealing with, so she prescribed me some vitamin D supplements, told me to get outside more, and sent me on my way. But even after following my treatment plan, my symptoms later returned. It wasn't until recently that I learned my vitamin D deficiency could be connected to the fact that I am a Black woman.
As it turns out, people of color are more likely to have a vitamin D deficiency. If you, like me, have melanin-rich skin and are hearing this for the first time, welcome. Keep reading to find out why this deficiency affects people with darker skin, how vitamin D deficiency can make you feel, and what healthcare providers recommend you do to keep your vitamin D levels up.
Why do people of color have a harder time absorbing vitamin D?
Everyone has a certain amount of melanin in their skin. But people with darker skin tones have more melanin--a natural pigment that gives your skin and hair its color and protects them.
"Melanin is a natural pigment produced by specialized skin cells in the top layer of [your] skin called melanocytes. It has several functions, including absorbing UV radiation, providing skin, hair, and eye color, and neutralizing damaging free radicals in the skin
This means that although people with darker complexions can still get vitamin D from the sun, it will take a lot more exposure to sunlight than someone with a lighter skin tone. The National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey1 found that 75 percent of non-Hispanic Black adults who don't take vitamin D supplements have a vitamin D deficiency. That's why many healthcare providers recommend taking vitamin D supplements, especially if you have more melanin in your skin.
But what's going on biologically when darker skin tones process vitamin D? Essentially, it starts the same way for every skin tone: "Vitamin D synthesis begins when UVB rays penetrate the skin and convert 7-dehydrocholesterol to pre-vitamin D3. This process is the same in all individuals, but the amount of UVB that reaches the deeper layers of skin is reduced in people with more melanin, resulting in less efficient vitamin D production," says Neha Chandan, MD, MPH, dermatologist and skincare advisor for skincare brand Vice & Virtue.
Melanin originates from the Greek word “melanos”, which means black or very dark, reflecting the characteristics of melanin appearance; this term was first applied by the Swedish chemist Berzelius in 1840 to call a dark pigment extracted from eye membranes [1]. Melanin has a very long history as an ancient pigment that has been produ
ced naturally since the beginning of life on Earth. Melanin can be found in well-preserved dinosaur fossils, prehistoric bird feathers, plants, marine cephalopods, bacteria, and fungi [2]. As early as 1840, “melanin” was used to refer to the black pigment in animals. Currently, melanin is commonly used to refer to a range of bio-pigments associated with most organisms, broadly defined as “heterogeneous polymers” formed by the polymerization of intermediate phenols and quinones from the oxidation of phenols or indole compounds [3].
Melanin can be found widely in nature, such as in the skin and hair of mammals, the ink of cephalopods, plants, and different types of bacteria and fungi [4]. It has a wide variety of functions in the biosystem. In animals, melanin is produced by melanocytes present in the epidermis and hair follicles and plays a role in sun protection and camouflage [5]. In plants, melanin acts as a reinforcer of cell walls and cuticles, increasing the resistance of plants to microbial and viral infections [6]. In addition, melanin protects microorganisms from environmental stresses, such as high sunlight exposure, low temperature, low water content, starvation, elevated reactive oxygen species, and increased radioactivity [7]. There are mainly three types of melanin, which are named eumelanin, pheomelanin, and allomelanin, respectively. Eumelanin is found in animals, microorganisms, and some fungi. It is derived from tyrosine and is black or brown in color [8]. Pheomelanin is endemic to higher animals, mammals, or birds. It is also a tyrosine derivative and is red or yellow in color. Pheomelanin consists of sulfur-containing monomer units, mainly benzothiazine, and benzothiazole, rather than the indole units in eumelanin [9]. Nitrogen-deficient plant and fungal melanin is often called allomelanin. Their precursors are different. Fungal melanin can be formed from γ-glutaminyl-3,4-dihydroxybezene, catechol, and 1, 8-dihydroxy naphthalene, while catechol, caffeic acid, chlorogenic acid, protocatechuic acid, and gallic acid have been considered as possible precursors in plants [3,10].
in nature, such as in the skin and hair of mammals, the ink of cephalopods, plants, and different types of bacteria and fungi. It has a wide variety of functions in the bio system. In animals. Melanin is produced by melanocytes present in the epidermis and hair follicles, and plays a role in sun protection and camouflage.
In plants, melanin acts as a reinforcer of cell walls and cuticles, increasing the resistance of plants to microbial and viral infections. In addition, melanin protects micro-organisms from environmental stresses such as high sunlight exposure, low temperature, low water content, starvation, an elevated reactive oxygen species, and increased radioactivity. There
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It is derived from tyrosine and is black or brown in color.
That's why many healthcare providers recommend taking vitamin D supplements, especially if you have more melanin in your skin.
